ALL NEW PRODUCTS TO PERFECT YOUR MEALS!
The Package
Tired of waiting for the delivery? Well, The Package has arrived! These delightful additions can be added to any meal or just munched on as a snack. They go with anything from meat and potatoes to frank and beans. We ask that you keep these in the cabinet when not in use please. Don't want the neighbors to see your dongs and balls out, do you?
Donkey Balls
You shake my herbs and you rattle my grains, so much habanero it'll start a flame. Twist the cap and break the seal, get ready, it's about to get real. Goodness gracious, Donkey Balls are FIRE!
Donkey Dongs
What's the dill on the dongs? Well, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. The sweet heat and perfect pickle taste will bring you to your knees. You can have as many as you want without being judged. They have a little kick to them too! Be safe!
BBQ BEER TIMER
Fire up the grill and..........BEER ME! There's nothing wrong with knocking a couple back while creating a mouthwatering masterpiece. We are not responsible for any mis-cow-culations!
Old Skool GYAO
Established 2016
Veteran Owned Texas Made
JUST RUB IT
Grilling Sun Hat
When you're out grilling in the sun, Grill Your Ass Off straw hats make an excellent sidekick. With the high-quality straw, this hat will deliver a comfortable fit. Keep your face shaded from the sun as you embark on a full day outdoors. Perfect for the Outdoor kitchen, beach, boating, or staying protected for any outdoor activity. Grill Your Ass Off straw hats or also known as straw sun hats are unisex for women and men. Our straw hats have an internal headband to keep sweat off your face and insure a quality comfortable fit. Grill Your Ass Off straw hats also have a pull string to allow for tightening and loosening throughout your adventure.
INSTANT READ THERMOMETER
Have you been cooking to time and not to temperature? Well it's time to MEAT our Instant Read Thermometer. Say goodbye to putting your food back on the grill for a bit. Oh and by the way, it's a bottle opener too, so you can have a cold one while you wait for that perfect temp!
Lime Beer Salt
Beer Salt, inspired by the Latino tradition of adding citrus and salt to beer. Salt cuts down on the bitterness of some beers and brings out flavors in others. Rub a lime around the rim of your beer bottle, glass or can's rim; Add a dash of Beer Salt to the top of your beer – the lime will help it stick, Lick, drink and repeat!
Platoon Sergeant Seasoning
The Platoon Sergeant is first class or the "meat and potatoes" as we like to call it. No time for the fancy shmancy this and that. With only three ingredients, this blend gets right down to business and there's no need to trust but verify. Every use guarantees mission accomplishment! If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!
Standard Issue Salt & Pepper
Finally, a blend that will ensure that you have no issue meating the standard! With our Standard Issue seasoning, you simply can't go wrong. It's the same basic ingredients that have been used since we can remember. Get in line and grab a bottle today!
Wild Game Meat Temperature Magnet
Been on the hunt for a game changer? Well here it is and we aim to please! Our Wild Game Meat Temperature Magnet will make sure you're meat isn't stuck in the blind too long.
RPG Vodka Rib Glaze
RPG Rib Glaze -
Blow the rib game away with our RPG (Rib Perfection Glaze). The intoxicating taste of this tomato based glaze with molasses, brown sugar, vodka and other spices will annihilate the competition. So fire up the grill and remember, Back Blast Area Clear! SAFETY FIRST!
