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Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning is formulated with everything you could ever want or need on a steak in one bottle! When coming up with a name for this seasoning, it was only fitting that we named it after the M2A1 .50 cal nicknamed “Ma Deuce,” because of this seasoning's larger granulated base. It also has key ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, & citrus peel to give you a bold flavor that’ll leave your mouth watering. With this ultimate steak seasoning, you can go ahead and smack the first person who attempts to grab the steak sauce.
R ubbed the roast well with Ma Duce set it in a roaster with 2 beers to prevent burning or sticking to the pan. Let it sit in the pan a couple hours turning over half way because it was a bit frozen yet.
Roast was moist and a great grill flavor! and again didn't freeze my ass off, but grilled it off!
🔥 Love to hear that, soldier! Ma Deuce never misses, and sounds like you’ve got the perfect battle plan for roast domination. Keep grilling it off!
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Mat Popham
Great flavor
We continue this for our pork chops and loins. Fantastic!
Love to hear you're keeping the Infidel in regular rotation, Mat! Nothing beats that flavor locked down on some juicy chops and loins. You're running your BBQ ops like a pro! 🔥
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James Hancock
fuck ya
i put this shit on everything including pussy
Hell yeah, James! Love that you're deploying Claymore with maximum aggression across the battlefield! Though we'll keep the tactical details classified, sounds like you're laying down that Cajun heat exactly where it needs to be! 🔥
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John Baggenstos
The best
Steak is never better than with this!
Love that you're keeping it straight and simple, John B! When you've got Gunpowder in your arsenal, that's all that needs to be said. Nothing beats that locked-in flavor on a perfectly seasoned steak. You're running your grill ops like a true warrior! 🔥
J
John Baggenstos
Awesome!!
Two in one, I put it on everything!
Love how you're deploying the Platoon Sergeant on all fronts, John! That two-in-one flavor combo is like having double the firepower in your seasoning arsenal. You're running your kitchen like a true commander! 🔥