Box of Ass™

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The "Box Of Ass" – a flavorful arsenal of our 8 signature seasonings, ready to kick your cooking game up a notch. From sizzling steaks to mouthwatering chicken and everything in between, this collection has your culinary cravings covered. Whether you're grilling, roasting, or sautéing, elevate every dish to savory perfection with the Box Of Ass. Get ready to unleash a world of taste that'll have you saying, "More Ass, please!

Includes eight of our award-winning seasonings in one👇

Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning

Never run out of ammo with our versatile Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning. Beyond beef, it's perfect for adding that timeless Texas umami flavor to chicken wings, pork chops, fish, and more. Get ready to be blown away by its rich, smoky, and umami taste.

Infidel Pork Rub

A name that embodies American Greatness. With its mouthwatering blend of brown sugar and chipotle pepper, this seasoning packs a sweet punch on your palate before delivering just the right amount of heat.

Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning

Named after the M2A1 .50 cal "Ma Deuce" for its larger granulated base, this seasoning boasts bold ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, and zesty citrus peel, ensuring a flavor explosion that'll have you craving more.

Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning

Inspired by the explosive flavors of the M34 White Phosphorus Grenade. Its southern garlic and pepper infusion adds a dynamic twist to your meals. Whether grilling, roasting, barbecuing, pan-frying chicken, or even enhancing veggies and soups, this seasoning brings a touch of fine-class quality to your culinary creations.

Platoon Sergeant

The perfect blend of salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic is your go-to for grilling, smoking, stovetop cooking, or oven-baking. Parade Rest, because you've just discovered the rub that leads the pack in every dish you cook.

Cannibal All Purpose Spice

This all-purpose seasoning boasts a smooth yet bold flavor that'll please your taste buds as you savor the knowledge that you're treating family and friends to succulent delights. It's perfect for anything and everything, except loved ones – let the bodies hit the grill!

Claymore Cajun Seasoning

Craving that unmistakable New Orleans spice? Look no further, named after the M18 Claymore for its explosive flavor distribution. This dominating spice blend is your go-to for fish, shrimp, crabs, crawfish, eggs, or anything else you want to infuse with bold Cajun flavor.

Crispy's Mango Habanero

Prepare for a flavor assault – named after Army Infantryman Sgt. Omar “Crispy” Avila. This seasoning lures you in with tropical sweetness, then detonates with habanero heat. Whether it's meat, chicken, fish, or veggies, this seasoning delivers the perfect balance of spicy and distinctive sweetness, ensuring every dish packs a punch that'll leave your taste buds saluting.

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
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245 reviews
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    Daniel E.
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    Infidel Pork Rub™
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    Infidel Pork Rub™
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Best pork rub around.

    The taste is second to none. It gives your pork that absolutely beautiful color judges are looking for. I will definitely be running this I'm my competitions.

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    Grill Your Ass Off
    2 weeks ago

    Best of luck with your competitions, and we're honored to be part of your winning recipe. 🏆

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    Kristen S.
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    Box of Ass™
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    Box of Ass™
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Great product & value

    My husband wanted a group of new spices and seasonings, after researching some I found the name of these quite entertaining and figured we would try them. After reading descriptions, we decided to get the collection to try the most variety. Since they arrived we haven’t stopped using. They are very good, easy to use, and even good for our daughter. The value of the products is reasonable, the bottles are really decent in size. Happy customers and will be ordering again!

    Grill Your Ass Off
    1 month ago

    Delighted to hear you're happy with the Box of Ass! 📦 Thanks for giving our seasonings a try and making them a staple in your kitchen. Happy cooking!

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    Dilma A.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Great seasoning!

    It brings a seasoning for every needs I love it!😍 good price too

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    Doc L.
    Platoon Sergeant Seasoning
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    Platoon Sergeant Seasoning
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    The go to seasoning for everything my wife and I cook.

    I first bought this Platoon Sergeant (Platoon Sausage) when I was at Fort Sam for a school there back in August of 2023. I ventured up to Fredericksburg, TX to do some sightseeing and eat some bbq. I stopped at a spice shop that had a couple bottles of GYAO products. I bought the Platoon Sausage seasoning and have been a fan of it ever since. I've used it for marinades, eggs, Spanish rice, tacos, carne asada, and mac n cheese, the list goes on. My wife loves it and so does our kiddo. Do yourself a flavor and get a bottle or two.

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    Clinton H.
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    Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning™
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    Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning™
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Willie Pete

    Great on chicken, turkey and veggies too.

    Get the big bag!!! I make chicken wings for the kids and they love them.

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