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Well, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. There’s one side dish that is a must on your spread. Have a taste of the perfect pickle that has the right amount of sweet, salty, sour, and spiciness all in one bite. Our Donkey Dongs offer a tangy and refreshing nice crisp perfect for snacks, dips, and burgers. Made with the best cucumbers and jalapenos delicately packed in a zesty brine, this jar is fresh packed for a great crunch!
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
After 1 more jar
After 1 more jar, I'll have the spice correct to make my own hopefully.
Hi there! Thank you for your review of Donkey Dongs. We're so glad to hear that you're enjoying our product. We hope that with one more jar, you'll be able to perfect your own spice blend. We'd love to hear how it turns out! Happy cooking!
H
Herple Ellis
Great
Great product!!
Hi there, thank you for your positive feedback on our Donkey Dongs! We're thrilled to hear that you're enjoying our product. Thanks for choosing us and have a great day!
S
SCOTT
Yummie!!
Yummie!!
Hi there! Thank you for leaving a review for Donkey Dongs! We're so glad to hear that you found them yummy - that's exactly what we were going for! Thank you for your support. Have a great day!
A
Anonymous
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Great tasting with the right amount of heat
Great tasting with the right amount of heat.
Hi there! Thanks so much for leaving a review for Donkey Dongs. We're thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the perfect balance of flavor and heat. Thanks for being a fan!
M
Matthew Smith
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
We all loved them!
We tried the Donkey Dongs for the first time and of course shared with our co- workers . Everyone really liked these so full of flavor! Great as is or on a sandwich or burger! Fire up the flavor next time you fire up the grill by adding these to your burgers and dogs!!
Dear valued customer,
Thank you for your positive review of our Donkey Dongs. We are thrilled to hear that you and your co-workers enjoyed them and found them full of flavor. We love the idea of using them on burgers and hot dogs for an extra kick of flavor. We appreciate your support and look forward to serving you again in the future.
