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Well, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. There’s one side dish that is a must on your spread. Have a taste of the perfect pickle that has the right amount of sweet, salty, sour, and spiciness all in one bite. Our Donkey Dongs offer a tangy and refreshing nice crisp perfect for snacks, dips, and burgers. Made with the best cucumbers and jalapenos delicately packed in a zesty brine, this jar is fresh packed for a great crunch!
Best dong I've ever had in my mouth. Will def order them again as soon as this jar is done
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16 minutes ago
We’re honored to have our dongs hold the top spot! Thanks for the love—can’t wait to send more your way!
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Tessie
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Atomic Dongs
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
7 months ago
Fiya Pickles
These pickles are fiya!!! Purchased through a local store in Baton Rouge Louisiana and I must say they are a WINNER for tastebuds! TicTok video also available with our review! Definitely purchasing lots more as gifts!
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7 months ago
Thank you so much for your glowing review of our Fiya Pickles! We're delighted to hear that you found them to be a hit for your tastebuds and that you're considering purchasing more as gifts. Your support and enthusiasm are truly appreciated, and we're thrilled to be a part of your culinary adventures. If you do create a TikTok video, we would love to see it!
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Michael D.
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The Package
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
8 months ago
Taste awesome!
Love these! I pan fried some of the sliced pickles with a ribeye garlic and butter! Came out fantastic! The olives taste great in a salad! I'll be ordering some more!
Grill Your Ass Off
8 months ago
Thank you for the rave review! We're thrilled to hear that you loved our package. Pan-frying the sliced pickles with ribeye, garlic, and butter sounds absolutely delicious! Happy cooking!
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Keith D.
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Donkey Dongs
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
2 months ago
The bestest
Awesome shtuff. Great in ham salad.
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2 months ago
Thank you so much for your enthusiastic review! We’re delighted to hear that you think our product is the best and that it enhances your ham salad so wonderfully. Your satisfaction means a lot to us, and we’re always excited to know how our flavors elevate your meals. We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy our products in various recipes!
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Debra G.
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Donkey Dongs
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
2 months ago
Interesting
They tasted like spicy bread and butter pickles. Yummy
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2 months ago
Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us! We're excited to hear that you found the flavor reminiscent of spicy bread and butter pickles—it’s always great to know our products can surprise and delight. Your feedback is invaluable, and we truly appreciate your support. We hope you continue to enjoy our offerings and discover more delicious flavors!
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