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Well, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. There’s one side dish that is a must on your spread. Have a taste of the perfect pickle that has the right amount of sweet, salty, sour, and spiciness all in one bite. Our Donkey Dongs offer a tangy and refreshing nice crisp perfect for snacks, dips, and burgers. Made with the best cucumbers and jalapenos delicately packed in a zesty brine, this jar is fresh packed for a great crunch!
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
We all loved them!
We tried the Donkey Dongs for the first time and of course shared with our co- workers . Everyone really liked these so full of flavor! Great as is or on a sandwich or burger! Fire up the flavor next time you fire up the grill by adding these to your burgers and dogs!!
Dear valued customer,
Thank you for your positive review of our Donkey Dongs. We are thrilled to hear that you and your co-workers enjoyed them and found them full of flavor. We love the idea of using them on burgers and hot dogs for an extra kick of flavor. We appreciate your support and look forward to serving you again in the future.
J
JAROD MCDOWELL
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Delicious
Thank you for your kind words about our Donkey Dongs! We're thrilled to hear that you found them to be delicious. We hope you continue to enjoy our product. Have a great day!
T
TOMMY
Such sweet heat flavor. It really is a perfect addition to a sandwich.
M
MATTHEW CLAYCOMB
Donkey Dongs
The dongs are fantastic. Great stuff!!
Love that you're fired up about the Dongs, Matthew! When something's this fantastic, you know you've got a winner in your arsenal. Keep bringing the heat! 🔥
B
Barry S. McAllister
Barry
Very good
Love that short and sweet feedback, Barry! When something hits the spot like our Donkey Dongs, sometimes you don't need many words to tell the story. You know you've got a flavor weapon that delivers! 🔥
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