Box of Ass™
The "Box Of Ass" – a flavorful arsenal of our 8 signature seasonings, ready to kick your cooking game up a notch. From sizzling steaks to mouthwatering chicken and everything in between, this collection has your culinary cravings covered. Whether you're grilling, roasting, or sautéing, elevate every dish to savory perfection with the Box Of Ass. Get ready to unleash a world of taste that'll have you saying, "More Ass, please!
Includes eight of our award-winning seasonings in one👇
Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning
Never run out of ammo with our versatile Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning. Beyond beef, it's perfect for adding that timeless Texas umami flavor to chicken wings, pork chops, fish, and more. Get ready to be blown away by its rich, smoky, and umami taste.
Infidel Pork Rub
A name that embodies American Greatness. With its mouthwatering blend of brown sugar and chipotle pepper, this seasoning packs a sweet punch on your palate before delivering just the right amount of heat.
Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning
Named after the M2A1 .50 cal "Ma Deuce" for its larger granulated base, this seasoning boasts bold ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, and zesty citrus peel, ensuring a flavor explosion that'll have you craving more.
Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning
Inspired by the explosive flavors of the M34 White Phosphorus Grenade. Its southern garlic and pepper infusion adds a dynamic twist to your meals. Whether grilling, roasting, barbecuing, pan-frying chicken, or even enhancing veggies and soups, this seasoning brings a touch of fine-class quality to your culinary creations.
The perfect blend of salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic is your go-to for grilling, smoking, stovetop cooking, or oven-baking. Parade Rest, because you've just discovered the rub that leads the pack in every dish you cook.
Cannibal All Purpose Spice
This all-purpose seasoning boasts a smooth yet bold flavor that'll please your taste buds as you savor the knowledge that you're treating family and friends to succulent delights. It's perfect for anything and everything, except loved ones – let the bodies hit the grill!
Claymore Cajun Seasoning
Craving that unmistakable New Orleans spice? Look no further, named after the M18 Claymore for its explosive flavor distribution. This dominating spice blend is your go-to for fish, shrimp, crabs, crawfish, eggs, or anything else you want to infuse with bold Cajun flavor.
Crispy's Mango Habanero
Prepare for a flavor assault – named after Army Infantryman Sgt. Omar “Crispy” Avila. This seasoning lures you in with tropical sweetness, then detonates with habanero heat. Whether it's meat, chicken, fish, or veggies, this seasoning delivers the perfect balance of spicy and distinctive sweetness, ensuring every dish packs a punch that'll leave your taste buds saluting.
- JBJarod B.Verified BuyerReviewingGunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning™I recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars2 weeks agoBest brisket I ever made
This rub has the best blend of everything, plus activated charcoal to give you that smokey charcoal grill flavor that pairs perfectly with your pellet or wood fire smoker. I made this for a family gathering and it disappeared just as fast as I could slice it!Grill Your Ass Off1 week ago
We're thrilled to hear that our Gunpowder Steak and Brisket Seasoning helped you create the best brisket ever! 🥩🔥 It sounds like your family gathering was a flavor-packed success! Thanks for choosing us to be a part of it. Here's to many more delicious meals ahead! 🌟👨🍳🎉
- NZNick Z.Verified BuyerReviewingInfidel Pork Rub™I recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars2 weeks agoFirst PLace Rub
This is a great Pork Rib rub. It finally got me a first place in our annual rib cooking contest. This was my base rub and I glazed it with a bourbon whiskey BBQ sauce during the last hour of smoking/cooking. Thanks again and as a note I found you guys through Black Rifle Coffee Company.Grill Your Ass Off2 weeks ago
Congratulations on your first-place win in the rib cooking contest with our Infidel Pork Rub! 🏆🍖 We're thrilled to have played a part in your victory. Your creative touch of a bourbon whiskey BBQ sauce sounds mouthwatering. Thank you for choosing our rub to create your winning dish! 🔥
- CBCasey B.Verified BuyerReviewingBox of Ass™I recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoKicks ass.
Lots of choices here. Have used the Gunpowder, Ma Deuce and Willy Pete.
All taste great. Looking forward to using the pork seasonings but have to wait for the weather to cool off before I spend all day cooking a pig.Grill Your Ass Off2 weeks ago
Thank you for your fantastic review! We're thrilled that you're enjoying our variety of seasonings. It sounds like you're creating some amazing dishes! Happy grilling, and here's to many more delicious cooking adventures ahead! 🍖🔥
- IPIan P.Verified BuyerReviewingGunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning™I recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars4 weeks agoCANT GET ENOUGH!!!
I started off with a sampler pack and realized how great the gunpowder was. I order the 8pk combo !! It was great on my brisket and even better on my steak !Grill Your Ass Off2 weeks ago
We're thrilled that Gunpowder has become a staple in your kitchen! It sounds like you're creating some seriously delicious meals with it! Keep on enjoying that flavor explosion - happy grilling and seasoning! 🔥🥩
- PCPatrick C.Verified BuyerReviewingPlatoon Sergeant SeasoningI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars1 month agoGreat product!
I absolutely love Platoon Sergeant! It’s such a simple and basic seasoning, but it’s so dang good! I could easily mix my own SPG, but you guys got it right!Grill Your Ass Off2 weeks ago
We're thrilled to hear that Platoon Sergeant Seasoning has hit the mark for you. Thank you for the awesome feedback! Happy seasoning and happy grilling! 🔥