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Box of Ass with Ammo Crate Box
Box of Ass with Ammo Crate Box
The "Box Of Ass" now comes in an Ammo Crate Box – perfect for gifting!
Enjoy a flavorful arsenal of our 8 signature seasonings, ready to kick your cooking game up a notch. From sizzling steaks to mouthwatering chicken and everything in between, this collection has your culinary cravings covered. Whether you're grilling, roasting, or sautéing, elevate every dish to savory perfection with the Box Of Ass. Get ready to unleash a world of taste that'll have you saying, "More Ass, please!"
Includes eight of our award-winning seasonings packed in a gift-ready ammo crate box!👇
Ammo Crate Box
Back for a limited time while supplies last! Get you're favorite seasonings packed inside an all new ammo crate style box.
Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning
Never run out of ammo with our versatile Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning. Beyond beef, it's perfect for adding that timeless Texas umami flavor to chicken wings, pork chops, fish, and more. Get ready to be blown away by its rich, smoky, and umami taste.
Infidel Pork Rub
A name that embodies American Greatness. With its mouthwatering blend of brown sugar and chipotle pepper, this seasoning packs a sweet punch on your palate before delivering just the right amount of heat.
Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning
Named after the M2A1 .50 cal "Ma Deuce" for its larger granulated base, this seasoning boasts bold ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, and zesty citrus peel, ensuring a flavor explosion that'll have you craving more.
Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning
Inspired by the explosive flavors of the M34 White Phosphorus Grenade. Its southern garlic and pepper infusion adds a dynamic twist to your meals. Whether grilling, roasting, barbecuing, pan-frying chicken, or even enhancing veggies and soups, this seasoning brings a touch of fine-class quality to your culinary creations.
Platoon Sergeant
The perfect blend of salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic is your go-to for grilling, smoking, stovetop cooking, or oven-baking. Parade Rest, because you've just discovered the rub that leads the pack in every dish you cook.
Cannibal All Purpose Spice
This all-purpose seasoning boasts a smooth yet bold flavor that'll please your taste buds as you savor the knowledge that you're treating family and friends to succulent delights. It's perfect for anything and everything, except loved ones – let the bodies hit the grill!
Claymore Cajun Seasoning
Craving that unmistakable New Orleans spice? Look no further, named after the M18 Claymore for its explosive flavor distribution. This dominating spice blend is your go-to for fish, shrimp, crabs, crawfish, eggs, or anything else you want to infuse with bold Cajun flavor.
Crispy's Mango Habanero
Prepare for a flavor assault – named after Army Infantryman Sgt. Omar “Crispy” Avila. This seasoning lures you in with tropical sweetness, then detonates with habanero heat. Whether it's meat, chicken, fish, or veggies, this seasoning delivers the perfect balance of spicy and distinctive sweetness, ensuring every dish packs a punch that'll leave your taste buds saluting.
Claymore Cajun Seasoning Frist Love Is Awesome on Bacon Eggs Steaks Burgers Seafood Very Happy with Grill Your Ass Seasonings
Perfect heat with sweet, on spare ribs! This rub is going to be my go to 👍
Hi there! Thank you for your amazing review of our Crispy's Mango Habanero product. We're thrilled to hear that you loved the perfect balance of heat and sweetness on your spare ribs. We're honored that our rub will be your go-to from now on. Happy grilling! 🔥
My "go to" for all pork products! Has a sweet taste that's addictive & I use it 2-3x/week. I highly recommend this VETERAN owned TX based company.
Thank you for your positive review! We are thrilled to hear that our Infidel Pork Rub has become your go-to for all pork products. We take pride in creating a flavorful and addictive seasoning. Thank you for supporting our veteran-owned Texas based company. We appreciate your recommendation and hope you continue to enjoy our products 2-3 times a week. Cheers!
Gunpowder steak and brisket seasoning very awesome taste awesome on bacon and on steak very yummy
Crispy's is phenomenal on ribs when paired with the Hellfire Honey sauce. 10/10!
Hi there! Thank you so much for your glowing review of our Crispy's Mango Habanero product. We're thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the spice and found it to be a great addition to your rib dish. We also love the suggestion of pairing it with our Hellfire Honey sauce - sounds like a delicious combination! Thanks again for your support and we hope to have you as a satisfied customer for years to come. Take care!