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Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning is formulated with everything you could ever want or need on a steak in one bottle! When coming up with a name for this seasoning, it was only fitting that we named it after the M2A1 .50 cal nicknamed “Ma Deuce,” because of this seasoning's larger granulated base. It also has key ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, & citrus peel to give you a bold flavor that’ll leave your mouth watering. With this ultimate steak seasoning, you can go ahead and smack the first person who attempts to grab the steak sauce.
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Takes the Trailer Park by Storm
Alright, y’all, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to lay down the most epic redneck review this side of the Mississippi for Crispy’s Mango Habanero seasoning from Grill Your Ass Off. This ain’t just some fancy-pants spice mix—this here’s a flavor freight train that’ll run you over and leave you hollerin’ for more!
So, I cracked open that jar, and let me tell ya, it smelled like a dang tropical vacation crashed into a bonfire party. I slapped that stuff on a rack of ribs like I was paintin’ a masterpiece, fired up the grill hotter’n a two-dollar pistol, and let ‘er rip. First bite? Sweet baby Jesus on a biscuit, it was like a mango moonshine kiss followed by a habanero haymaker right to the chops! That sweet tropical vibe sneaks up on ya like a coon in the henhouse, then—BAM!—the heat kicks in like a mule with a grudge. My taste buds were dancin’ a jig while my forehead started sweatin’ like I was fixin’ a truck in July.
I ain’t stoppin’ at ribs, neither. Threw it on some chicken wings, and they turned out so good my cousin Bubba swore I’d sold my soul to the BBQ devil. Even sprinkled some on my taters, and I reckon they’d make a possum climb a tree for a taste. This stuff’s got more kick than a monster truck rally and more flavor than Granny’s secret squirrel stew.
Crispy’s Mango Habanero ain’t for the faint of heart—it’s for real folks who like their grub to bite back. Grill Your Ass Off done hit a home run with this one, and I’m prouder’n a peacock to keep it stocked in my pantry. Ten outta ten, y’all—go getcha some and turn your cookout into a dang legend!
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Kari
Very fast shipping . Perfectly delicious 😋
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Rob A Ortegon
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Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
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No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
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Grill Your ASSOFF Claymore Cajun Seasoning
Claymore Cajun Seasoning Frist Love Is Awesome on Bacon Eggs Steaks Burgers Seafood Very Happy with Grill Your Ass Seasonings
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Adam Slivka
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
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Crispy's ribs 🔥
Perfect heat with sweet, on spare ribs! This rub is going to be my go to 👍
Hi there! Thank you for your amazing review of our Crispy's Mango Habanero product. We're thrilled to hear that you loved the perfect balance of heat and sweetness on your spare ribs. We're honored that our rub will be your go-to from now on. Happy grilling! 🔥
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Chris Haisten
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
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Dull
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Excellent flavor
My "go to" for all pork products! Has a sweet taste that's addictive & I use it 2-3x/week. I highly recommend this VETERAN owned TX based company.
Thank you for your positive review! We are thrilled to hear that our Infidel Pork Rub has become your go-to for all pork products. We take pride in creating a flavorful and addictive seasoning. Thank you for supporting our veteran-owned Texas based company. We appreciate your recommendation and hope you continue to enjoy our products 2-3 times a week. Cheers!