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Box of Ass with Ammo Crate Box
Box of Ass with Ammo Crate Box
The "Box Of Ass" now comes in an Ammo Crate Box – perfect for gifting!
Enjoy a flavorful arsenal of our 8 signature seasonings, ready to kick your cooking game up a notch. From sizzling steaks to mouthwatering chicken and everything in between, this collection has your culinary cravings covered. Whether you're grilling, roasting, or sautéing, elevate every dish to savory perfection with the Box Of Ass. Get ready to unleash a world of taste that'll have you saying, "More Ass, please!"
Includes eight of our award-winning seasonings packed in a gift-ready ammo crate box!👇
Ammo Crate Box
Back for a limited time while supplies last! Get you're favorite seasonings packed inside an all new ammo crate style box.
Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning
Never run out of ammo with our versatile Gunpowder Steak & Brisket Seasoning. Beyond beef, it's perfect for adding that timeless Texas umami flavor to chicken wings, pork chops, fish, and more. Get ready to be blown away by its rich, smoky, and umami taste.
Infidel Pork Rub
A name that embodies American Greatness. With its mouthwatering blend of brown sugar and chipotle pepper, this seasoning packs a sweet punch on your palate before delivering just the right amount of heat.
Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning
Named after the M2A1 .50 cal "Ma Deuce" for its larger granulated base, this seasoning boasts bold ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, and zesty citrus peel, ensuring a flavor explosion that'll have you craving more.
Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning
Inspired by the explosive flavors of the M34 White Phosphorus Grenade. Its southern garlic and pepper infusion adds a dynamic twist to your meals. Whether grilling, roasting, barbecuing, pan-frying chicken, or even enhancing veggies and soups, this seasoning brings a touch of fine-class quality to your culinary creations.
Platoon Sergeant
The perfect blend of salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic is your go-to for grilling, smoking, stovetop cooking, or oven-baking. Parade Rest, because you've just discovered the rub that leads the pack in every dish you cook.
Cannibal All Purpose Spice
This all-purpose seasoning boasts a smooth yet bold flavor that'll please your taste buds as you savor the knowledge that you're treating family and friends to succulent delights. It's perfect for anything and everything, except loved ones – let the bodies hit the grill!
Claymore Cajun Seasoning
Craving that unmistakable New Orleans spice? Look no further, named after the M18 Claymore for its explosive flavor distribution. This dominating spice blend is your go-to for fish, shrimp, crabs, crawfish, eggs, or anything else you want to infuse with bold Cajun flavor.
Crispy's Mango Habanero
Prepare for a flavor assault – named after Army Infantryman Sgt. Omar “Crispy” Avila. This seasoning lures you in with tropical sweetness, then detonates with habanero heat. Whether it's meat, chicken, fish, or veggies, this seasoning delivers the perfect balance of spicy and distinctive sweetness, ensuring every dish packs a punch that'll leave your taste buds saluting.
Great seasoning. It is a must add to your steak, chicken, and pork. It can be used in almost anything.
Alright, y’all, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to lay down the most epic redneck review this side of the Mississippi for Crispy’s Mango Habanero seasoning from Grill Your Ass Off. This ain’t just some fancy-pants spice mix—this here’s a flavor freight train that’ll run you over and leave you hollerin’ for more!
So, I cracked open that jar, and let me tell ya, it smelled like a dang tropical vacation crashed into a bonfire party. I slapped that stuff on a rack of ribs like I was paintin’ a masterpiece, fired up the grill hotter’n a two-dollar pistol, and let ‘er rip. First bite? Sweet baby Jesus on a biscuit, it was like a mango moonshine kiss followed by a habanero haymaker right to the chops! That sweet tropical vibe sneaks up on ya like a coon in the henhouse, then—BAM!—the heat kicks in like a mule with a grudge. My taste buds were dancin’ a jig while my forehead started sweatin’ like I was fixin’ a truck in July.
I ain’t stoppin’ at ribs, neither. Threw it on some chicken wings, and they turned out so good my cousin Bubba swore I’d sold my soul to the BBQ devil. Even sprinkled some on my taters, and I reckon they’d make a possum climb a tree for a taste. This stuff’s got more kick than a monster truck rally and more flavor than Granny’s secret squirrel stew.
Crispy’s Mango Habanero ain’t for the faint of heart—it’s for real folks who like their grub to bite back. Grill Your Ass Off done hit a home run with this one, and I’m prouder’n a peacock to keep it stocked in my pantry. Ten outta ten, y’all—go getcha some and turn your cookout into a dang legend!
Well hot damn, if that ain’t the kind of review that makes a man wanna stand up and salute! Sounds like Crispy’s Mango Habanero just got its official redneck seal of approval, and we couldn’t be prouder.
A flavor freight train? A mango moonshine kiss followed by a habanero haymaker? That’s poetry right there, cousin! If we ever need a spokesman for Trailer Park Gourmet, you’re at the top of the list.
Glad to hear it’s got the Bubba stamp of approval, too. Ain’t nothing more trustworthy than a cousin who’s seen some things and tasted some meat. If this seasoning had a tail, it’d be waggin’ harder than a hound dog in a biscuit factory.
Keep that grill hotter than a hooch still in a police chase and keep slingin’ that flavor! We’ll be here when you need to reload your pantry with more ass-kickin’ seasonings.
Very fast shipping . Perfectly delicious 😋
Claymore Cajun Seasoning Frist Love Is Awesome on Bacon Eggs Steaks Burgers Seafood Very Happy with Grill Your Ass Seasonings
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review! We are thrilled to hear that you are loving our Grill Your ASSOFF Claymore Cajun Seasoning. It sounds like you have found some delicious ways to use it on a variety of dishes. We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy our seasoning. Happy grilling!
Perfect heat with sweet, on spare ribs! This rub is going to be my go to 👍
Hi there! Thank you for your amazing review of our Crispy's Mango Habanero product. We're thrilled to hear that you loved the perfect balance of heat and sweetness on your spare ribs. We're honored that our rub will be your go-to from now on. Happy grilling! 🔥