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Napalm contains all the necessary seasonings to boil your crawfish or your favorite seafood. Simply pour into the water and bring to a boil! Each 4 lb bag will boil approximately 30-55 lbs of crawfish.
*Warning Napalm can cause severe flavor, spice, and addiction. Pro-tip don’t touch your junk after consuming food seasoned with napalm.*
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Mouth watering!
Just tired it on seafood boil and it is delicious. Perfect balance.
F
Fran
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Made a seafood boil with this spice and it was
Made a seafood boil with this spice and it was heavenly
Thank you so much for your positive feedback on our Napalm Crawfish & Seafood Boil! We're thrilled to hear that you enjoyed using our spice to make a heavenly seafood boil. We hope you continue to enjoy our products in the future.
T
Timothy
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
I have tasted & taste good
I have tasted & taste good. Have not used it yet.
Thank you for your review! We're glad to hear that you have already tasted our Napalm Crawfish & Seafood Boil and enjoyed its flavor. We hope you get the chance to use it soon and have an even better experience. Let us know if you have any questions or need any assistance. Happy cooking!
L
Louis De Lange
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Pretty amazing stuff there guys! Keep up the good work!
Hi there! Thank you so much for your kind words and support. We're thrilled to hear that you enjoyed our Napalm Crawfish & Seafood Boil. We'll definitely keep up the good work for you and all of our amazing customers. Thanks for choosing us!
