Mission / 01
Box of Ass
Eight seasonings. One ammo crate. Zero half-assed gifting.
Box of Ass with Ammo Crate Box - eight full-size seasonings in a gift-ready crate.
VETERAN OWNED · HOLIDAY 2026
Mission-ready gifts for grillers, meat lovers, heat seekers, and hard-to-shop-for badasses.
01 / Find your target
Know who you're shopping for? We've got their kind of good-ass gift.
02 / The main event
Ten gift-ready missions. Pick your target. Give great flavor.
Mission / 01
Eight seasonings. One ammo crate. Zero half-assed gifting.
Box of Ass with Ammo Crate Box - eight full-size seasonings in a gift-ready crate.
Mission / 02
Four frontline seasonings. Zero weak links.
Gunpowder · Ma Deuce · Willie Pete · Infidel
Mission / 03
Rub it. Smoke it. Sauce it. Repeat.
Gunpowder · Infidel · Bunker Bacon Bourbon · Hellfire Honey Habanero
Mission / 04
For those who like their grill game with a kick.
Crispy's Mango Habanero · Claymore Cajun · Fire Chief · Hellfire Honey Habanero
Mission / 05
Make taco night a full-scale flavor operation.
Pop Smoke · Cannibal · Invader Tomatillo · Rangers Reaper
Mission / 06
A five-bottle flavor arsenal for the whole backyard.
Gunpowder · Ma Deuce · Infidel · Platoon Sergeant · Crispy's Mango Habanero
Mission / 07
Turkey and ham dinner, handled.
Battleship Brine · Willie Pete · Infidel · RPG Vodka Rib Glaze
Mission / 08
Season right. Cook to temp. Never reach for steak sauce.
Gunpowder · Ma Deuce · Whiskey Smoked Sea Salt · Instant Read Thermometer
Mission / 09
Three distinct flavors. One seriously snackable mission.
Maple Brown Sugar · Hickory · Chili Lemon Beef Jerky
Mission / 10
For the friend who always says, “Make it hotter.”
Carolina Reaper Jerky · Atomic Dongs · Donkey Balls · Crispy's Mango Habanero
100% Veteran owned
Pick their favorite flavors and build a bundle just for them. Or keep the good stuff for yourself—we won't judge.
Build Your Own Bundle03 / More ways to give
The classics, the fan favorites, and everything in between.