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Well, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. There’s one side dish that is a must on your spread. Have a taste of the perfect pickle that has the right amount of sweet, salty, sour, and spiciness all in one bite. Our Donkey Dongs offer a tangy and refreshing nice crisp perfect for snacks, dips, and burgers. Made with the best cucumbers and jalapenos delicately packed in a zesty brine, this jar is fresh packed for a great crunch!
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Tasty morsels!
I took our jar to a Superbowl Party and everyone loved them, we ordered 5 pizzas & the participants were adding the pickle chips to their pizza. I originally put the pickles in a bowl and concealed the label, after a few ladies had them I asked how the liked the Donkey Dongs and they looked at me like WTF? It was then that I broke out the jar...
M
Michael
Love these things i think i am working on jar 8 now.
J
Julie Myers
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
1 hate bread and butter pickles
O hate bread and butter pickle.
Ate my first jar overnight
