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Our classic SPG Seasoning (Platoon Sergeant) is the most versatile seasoning you can ever find. Whether making meals on the smoker, grill, stovetop, or oven - the combined salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic of our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning will bring the flavors of your food to life. This will be your go-to seasoning in every dish your cooking. If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!
Not bad flavor and it doesn't break the bank for those who shop in quantity
S
Steven Golden
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Great rub
Great on my grilled chicken, nice little spicy kick
R
Rich LaMonica
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
🔥 Father’s Day Wings Just Got a Whole Lot Wilder! 🔥
I threw Crispy's Mango Habanero from Grill Your Ass Off on some wings for Father’s Day — and WOW. Sweet, tangy mango hits first like a summer breeze, but then that habanero sneaks up and delivers the perfect kick. 🔥🍗
The flavor balance is insane — not too sweet, not too hot — just pure, addictive goodness. Every one here couldn’t stop crushing wings, and neither could I. This seasoning didn’t just bolster the wings, it elevated them to legendary status.
If you want your next cookout to be unforgettable, trust me — grab this stuff. Your tastebuds will salute you. 🇺🇸🔥
J
Jesse Killen
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Great Priduct
Bought the Box of Ass and haven’t regretted it at all. I use some of these spices at least once a day. Also just purchased the spicy ranch and ranch dips as well as the napalm seafood/crawfish seasoning. Can’t wait to try them out.
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