For the friend who always says, 'Make it hotter.' Scorched Earth Protocol brings four distinct heat-loving favorites together in one gift-worthy challenge. This isn't your everyday spice kit.

What's included

  • Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky — Tender beef jerky with fierce Carolina Reaper heat and smoky undertones—no training wheels included.
  • Atomic Dongs — Crunchy dill pickles swimming in a habanero-garlic brine; bring serious heat to burgers, sandwiches, or snacks.
  • Donkey Balls Habanero Stuffed Olives — Salty olives stuffed with habanero heat; a memorable addition to cocktails or charcuterie.
  • Crispy's Mango Habanero Seasoning — Tropical mango sweetness turns into habanero fire; sprinkle on chicken, seafood, pork, or grilled fruit.

Four ways to test your heat tolerance: smoky, tangy, briny, and sweet. Pick your poison wisely.

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