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Our classic SPG Seasoning (Platoon Sergeant) is the most versatile seasoning you can ever find. Whether making meals on the smoker, grill, stovetop, or oven - the combined salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic of our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning will bring the flavors of your food to life. This will be your go-to seasoning in every dish your cooking. If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
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Fresh
A must have
A must have, if you cook, grill, or breath buy it!
B
Bill
Excellent product use it all the time
K
Kyle H
12oz Bottle
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Wife and kids love it on our deer meat
Wife and kids love it on our deer meat.Don't put too much the flavor goes a long way.Only regret is not buying all of them to try!
Hi there, thank you for leaving a review for Platoon Sergeant Seasoning! We're so glad to hear that your family enjoys it on deer meat. We definitely recommend using it sparingly as a little goes a long way. We apologize for not having more in stock for you to try, but we appreciate your support. Keep on seasoning!
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Steve S.
12oz Bottle
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Outstanding!
Platoon Sergeant is outstanding on steak with the salt having a bright and flavorful taste.
Thank you for your positive feedback! We are thrilled to hear that you are enjoying Platoon Sergeant Seasoning on your steak. We take pride in creating a flavorful product and are happy to know that it has met your expectations. Happy seasoning!
M
Michael
12oz Bottle
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
This is the best seasoning
This is the best seasoning. It’s so simple just 3 ingredients, but that’s what makes it great you can add it to anything!
Hi there, thank you for your review! We're so glad to hear that you are enjoying our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning. We agree, sometimes simple is best and our three ingredient blend packs a lot of flavor. Happy seasoning!
