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Our classic SPG Seasoning (Platoon Sergeant) is the most versatile seasoning you can ever find. Whether making meals on the smoker, grill, stovetop, or oven - the combined salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic of our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning will bring the flavors of your food to life. This will be your go-to seasoning in every dish your cooking. If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!
Great flavor and versatility! Will definitely order again.
J
Jayson Bryan
Awesome, highly recommend
J
Jayson Bryan
Awesome seasoning, highly recommend.
B
Blake
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Amazing
Ordered this box and love these rubs! Haven't used all of them yet but the ones I have are amazing! Even my ex-wife loves them.
Damn, if it’s good enough to impress the ex, you know it’s good! Appreciate you giving our rubs a shot—can’t wait for you to try the rest!
E
Ed Moeglein
First one I tried when I took out a beef roast!
R ubbed the roast well with Ma Duce set it in a roaster with 2 beers to prevent burning or sticking to the pan. Let it sit in the pan a couple hours turning over half way because it was a bit frozen yet.
Roast was moist and a great grill flavor! and again didn't freeze my ass off, but grilled it off!
🔥 Love to hear that, soldier! Ma Deuce never misses, and sounds like you’ve got the perfect battle plan for roast domination. Keep grilling it off!
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