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Our classic SPG Seasoning (Platoon Sergeant) is the most versatile seasoning you can ever find. Whether making meals on the smoker, grill, stovetop, or oven - the combined salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic of our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning will bring the flavors of your food to life. This will be your go-to seasoning in every dish your cooking. If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!
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Grill Your ASSOFF Claymore Cajun Seasoning
Claymore Cajun Seasoning Frist Love Is Awesome on Bacon Eggs Steaks Burgers Seafood Very Happy with Grill Your Ass Seasonings
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Adam Slivka
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Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
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Crispy's ribs 🔥
Perfect heat with sweet, on spare ribs! This rub is going to be my go to 👍
Hi there! Thank you for your amazing review of our Crispy's Mango Habanero product. We're thrilled to hear that you loved the perfect balance of heat and sweetness on your spare ribs. We're honored that our rub will be your go-to from now on. Happy grilling! 🔥
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Chris Haisten
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
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Dull
Fresh
Excellent flavor
My "go to" for all pork products! Has a sweet taste that's addictive & I use it 2-3x/week. I highly recommend this VETERAN owned TX based company.
Thank you for your positive review! We are thrilled to hear that our Infidel Pork Rub has become your go-to for all pork products. We take pride in creating a flavorful and addictive seasoning. Thank you for supporting our veteran-owned Texas based company. We appreciate your recommendation and hope you continue to enjoy our products 2-3 times a week. Cheers!
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Rob
Gunpowder steak and brisket seasoning very awesome taste awesome on bacon and on steak very yummy
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Jared Sherman
Good A** spice
Crispy's is phenomenal on ribs when paired with the Hellfire Honey sauce. 10/10!
Hi there! Thank you so much for your glowing review of our Crispy's Mango Habanero product. We're thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the spice and found it to be a great addition to your rib dish. We also love the suggestion of pairing it with our Hellfire Honey sauce - sounds like a delicious combination! Thanks again for your support and we hope to have you as a satisfied customer for years to come. Take care!
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