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Couldn't find one that was spicy enough? We got you covered, our Atomic Dongs will be the only dong you will want again. These dill pickles in a habanero garlic brine will bring a seriously delicious, spicy kick. These dongs are best to enjoy on burgers, sandwiches, sloppy joes, charcuterie board, or just as a hot snack.
Thank you for your review! We're thrilled to hear that you find our Atomic Dongs to be hot as hell. We strive to provide high-quality and exciting products for our customers. Enjoy!
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Matthew Reed
Yummy
Delicious! Hot enough I could only eat four in one sitting. Best hot pickles yet!
Thank you for leaving a review for our Atomic Dongs! We are thrilled to hear that you found them delicious and enjoyed the heat level. We appreciate your feedback and hope you continue to enjoy our hot pickles. Happy snacking!
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Mike Neal
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Excellent,finally a spicy pickle.
They are very good!
Thank you for your positive review! We're glad you enjoy our Atomic Dongs - they definitely pack a spicy punch. We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy our products. Have a great day!
J
John Lamey
Best dongs
Best dong I've ever had in my mouth. Will def order them again as soon as this jar is done
We’re honored to have our dongs hold the top spot! Thanks for the love—can’t wait to send more your way!
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Robert Jewell
Love em
These pickles are really good they have some good heat . Goes good with a sandwich or burger or in a bloody mary .
I will order them again
Thank you for your wonderful review! We're delighted to hear that you enjoyed the spicy kick of our pickles, and that they complemented your sandwiches, burgers, and Bloody Marys so well. We look forward to serving you again soon and providing more of our delicious pickles for your enjoyment!
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