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Our classic SPG Seasoning (Platoon Sergeant) is the most versatile seasoning you can ever find. Whether making meals on the smoker, grill, stovetop, or oven - the combined salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic of our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning will bring the flavors of your food to life. This will be your go-to seasoning in every dish your cooking. If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Delicious
Subtle flavor the compliments any recipe well. It's not a permanent fixture in my spice arsenal. JG
J
Jimmy Wills
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
I use on every thing and it's all good
D
David Chapman
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
First Uses
Used on bone in chicken breast and hand cut beef tenderloin steaks. Both turned out great. Could maybe use a little more of the coarse ground black pepper in the mix. Exceeded expectations - and helping out fellow veterans at the same time!
J
Jeff Davis
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Jeff Davis Store Owner Store #19179
We used it on steak and loved it. Thanks
R
Ruben Estrada
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Infidel pork rub 10/10
I finally was able to use the Infidel pork rub this weekend on a river trip and it did not disappoint. The color what a nice top tier and the flavor was on point, it sweet but not overly sweet. Would definitely buy again!
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