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Couldn't find one that was spicy enough? We got you covered, our Atomic Dongs will be the only dong you will want again. These dill pickles in a habanero garlic brine will bring a seriously delicious, spicy kick. These dongs are best to enjoy on burgers, sandwiches, sloppy joes, charcuterie board, or just as a hot snack.
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Not your average so called hot pickle
Not your average so called hot pickle. These things have the HEAT!
Thank you for your review! We're glad you enjoyed the heat of our Atomic Dongs. We strive to provide a unique and spicy experience for our customers. We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy our products. Have a fiery day!
E
Erik
Fire
Fire
Hi there!
Thank you for leaving a review for Atomic Dongs. We're so glad to hear that you find our product to be fire! We take pride in creating high-quality and enjoyable products for our customers. Thank you for your support. Have a great day!
T
Timothy
Love the taste by themselves
Love the taste by themselves. Have plans using them in a recipe sometime.
Hi there, thanks for leaving a review for our Atomic Dongs! We're thrilled to hear that you enjoy the taste by itself. We can't wait to see how you incorporate them into a recipe - let us know how it turns out! Happy snacking!
A
Anonymous
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Great
Great flavor!!
Thank you for leaving a review for our Atomic Dongs. We are so glad to hear that you enjoyed the flavor! We strive to create products that our customers will love. Thank you for choosing Atomic Dongs!
