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Well, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. There’s one side dish that is a must on your spread. Have a taste of the perfect pickle that has the right amount of sweet, salty, sour, and spiciness all in one bite. Our Donkey Dongs offer a tangy and refreshing nice crisp perfect for snacks, dips, and burgers. Made with the best cucumbers and jalapenos delicately packed in a zesty brine, this jar is fresh packed for a great crunch!
Man, these are the best pickles i have ever had. I eat them with everything. I just wish the jars were bigger.
Spicy Rated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
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SweetRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
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TasteRated 2.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
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Thin Perfect Thick
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Bing B.
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
3 months ago
DONGS :D
I have been known to gargle my fair share of dongs, but let me warn you! As tasty as these bad boys are, only consume one at a time. It could be a serious choking hazard!
Spicy Rated 2.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Mild Medium Hot
SweetRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
None Some Sweetness Very Sweet
TasteRated 2.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Poor Pretty Good Excellent
TextureRated 2.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Thin Perfect Thick
GH
George H.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
7 months ago
Good STuff
Love these pickles. About the only thing I haven't tried them on is ice cream. When I have eaten all the pickles out of a jar, I slice up an onion and stuff it into the jar along with a fresh jalapeno pepper or 2. Let it sit in the fridge for a day or 2 and it will turn a sandwich into the thing of dreams.
Spicy Rated -2.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Mild Medium Hot
SweetRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
None Some Sweetness Very Sweet
TasteRated 2.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Poor Pretty Good Excellent
TextureRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Thin Perfect Thick
Grill Your Ass Off
6 months ago
Thanks for the pickle love! 🥒 Your creativity with the onion and jalapeno infusion sounds like a delicious game-changer. Who knows, maybe ice cream pickles could be an exciting experiment too! Keep enjoying our Donkey Dongs in all your cooking and snacking adventures! 🔥
DR
david r.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
10 months ago
Great on everything!
Love these, put on everything I can. Perfect heat and taste for me. I order multiple jars everytime.
Grill Your Ass Off
Well, it sounds like you've officially joined the Donkey Dongs Sweet Fire Pickles fan club! We're thrilled to hear that you're spreading the pickle love on everything you can find. Just remember, while our pickles may be perfect for you, they might not be the best choice for pickles-on-ice-cream enthusiasts. Keep on picklin' and enjoy the fiery ride! 🥒🔥�
MF
Michael F.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
1 year ago
Dongs are life!
If you haven’t had dongs in your mouth, you’re missing out. Sweet, spicy, dongs. Reminds me of that time in Thailand when I went a little too far on a dare and caught something I couldn’t wipe off…. Still worth it. 10/10
Grill Your Ass Off
Now this here is a great review! Sounds like a little bit of the Thailand surprise there. I cannot confirm or deny that our bbq sauce applied might help with that... umm mess down there.😉
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