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Infidel; A term meaning American Greatness. With a name like this you know you're getting one hell of a seasoning. This brown sugar, chipotle pepper mix will be sweet right as it hits your tongue followed up with the perfect amount of heat to make this your new staple in the spice cabinet. Season it generously on pork ribs, shoulders, roasts, bellies, or tenderloin, and make these pork cuts sing with the sweet and savory flavor combination of spices in one dry rub.
BONUS: Recommendation from Jason Murff, “Don’t let the name fool you!” This is my favorite seasoning to put on Salmon. Recipe Here
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Fresh
My new favorite
I have been a salt & pepper guy for quite sometime when it comes to smoking briskets. Man I tried the Platoon Sergeant a few smokes ago, and I am not going back. This my new go to for my briskets. My friends raved about the change. They said I’m now making some of the best briskets ever. They looked and tasted great. If anyone asks me, I will recommend the Platoon Sergeant when smoking a brisket everytime!
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Eduardo Aymond
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Perfect
I have use alots of rubs , but this one is one of the best I ever use...
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Roseann McDevitt
Platoon Seasoning
This stuff is fantastic and seasoned my steak with taste perfection! Will definitely buy again.
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Conni Spellman Spellman
My butts love it!! LOL
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Tim Norko Norko
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
How would you rate the overall quality of the product?:
Dull
Fresh
Best seasoning
I use it like seasoning salt just cannibal is 100 percent better. Great on veggies , potatoes , chicken. Hell put it on anything it’s great
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