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For the original white meat, we could look no further than the M34 White Phosphorus Grenade. This seasoning adds an explosive southern garlic and pepper flavor to everything you put on it. This simple yet versatile seasoning blend is a must for meal prep. Sprinkle over chicken when grilling, roasting, barbecuing, or pan-frying. Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning is phenomenal with veggies and soups too. This seasoning has the right blend for a fine-class quality dish.
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Southern Garlic Pepper Blend
Ingredients: Black Pepper, Garlic, Sugar, Onion, Paprika, Bell Pepper, Parsley, Red Pepper
Crafted for maximum flavor and versatility, this Southern-style blend brings bold, savory depth with a hint of sweetness. It delivers gentle heat and a fresh finish that elevates every bite. Perfect for seasoning chicken, meal prep favorites, breakfast dishes, soups, and roasted vegetables—Willie Pete brings explosive flavor to your everyday cooking.
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Great Priduct
Bought the Box of Ass and haven’t regretted it at all. I use some of these spices at least once a day. Also just purchased the spicy ranch and ranch dips as well as the napalm seafood/crawfish seasoning. Can’t wait to try them out.
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Wanda Hartman
Love it!
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Christopher Ingram
Awesome flavor
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Kenneth
Awesome spice on anything
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Maximino Valdez
How bold is the flavor?:
Mild & Subtle
Explosive & Bold
How many different foods can you use this on?:
Single Use Only
Works on Everything
How spicy is it?:
No Heat at All
Mouth on Fire
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Best Spices known to man and beast..
These spices are awesome, I also love the fact that they are Veteran made.. I'm a Veteran and support this badass product not just because it's made by Vets but it is the best product known to man and beast.. ( my dogs approved also)
Hi there! Thank you so much for your glowing review of our Cannibal All Purpose Spice. We are thrilled to hear that you and your furry friends are loving it. We take great pride in being Veteran made and are so happy to have your support. Happy cooking (and doggy treat making)!
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